Oh boy, where do I start?
1 I stepped off my ladder onto the edge of a roller pan full of red paint while working over white carpet inside the home of personal friend and Deacon in our church.
I was about 16 at the time in my weak defense. Fortunately my boss had set it there so he couldn't yell at me.
2 I once put on a pair of stilts during an interior repaint and promptly shattered a clay vase.
I rock!
3 I once watched same boss as in #1 spill entire gallon of oil-base on carpet while talking to all of us about how lousy, stupid, slow, supid, incompetent, worthless, overpaid,etc we were.
priceless
4 Have two employees who each (seperate incidences two days apart) spilled an entire five of paint in the exact same spot on sidewalk in front of extremely posh condo repaint.
I was almost expecting a third spill just to top it off.
5 Once had a truck lose a tailgate, GracoGH200 paint sprayer, and five gallons of paint going 65 mph.
I still use the sprayer: runs like a champ. Only had to replace the wheels.
I couldn't beleive it!
This is too painfull, I,d better stop.