The smoking baby reminds me of a joke that I thought was cute...
Little Johnnie is walking down the street smoking a cigarette. He meets one of his Father's old friends who says to him..
Johnnie, what are you doinge smoking a ciarette? You are only 10 years old! You shouldn't be smoking! When did you start smoking?
Johnnie says, I started smoking right after the first time I had sex.
His Father's friend is shocked... Sex? Oh my gosh! You are too young to be having sex! When was the first time you had sex?
Johnnie smiles and says, I can't remember... I was drunk.
Vee...