Author Topic: Smart or smart-%ss?  (Read 4659 times)

Offline Chip McCheckellson

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Smart or smart-%ss?
« on: October 03, 2007, 03:44:48 PM »
(..or perhaps wrong, im no scientist)

Another thread got me thinking that it might be somewhat funny to casually and blankly respond to the question from a customer about "why can't you garantee this fix for the crack in the wall"? as: "Well............... the earth is flying at 25,000 miles per hour while spinning at a rate of 365 times per year meanwhile our orbiting moon's gravitational pull is strong enough to shift oceans, all the while were sitting on tectonic plates floating in an ocean of lava.....................soooo................yup.........


If it were in a Horsey (Political comic) like comic the last picture would be both the painter and customer standing back, staring at the crack, with the painter having his hands in his pockets and a nuetral expression saying "Soooooo......yup......" and the customer saying "I see.........."
« Last Edit: October 03, 2007, 05:11:32 PM by Chip McCheckellson »
Please don't breed or buy while shelter pets die, opt to adopt.

Offline Chip McCheckellson

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Re: Smart or smart-%ss?
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2007, 10:24:27 PM »
whoops, wrong forum.
Please don't breed or buy while shelter pets die, opt to adopt.